Are Christians too stupid that we can't write a script, we can't film a movie OR we don't know how to act?
Victoria Jackson
Because I hate fake people and I always think I'm never fake.
Victoria Jackson
But if you believe in Christ and that your main goal with your life is supposed to be to honor Him and do His will, then you don't have as much pressure as someone who bases all their happiness on whether they're a movie star.
Victoria Jackson
I always dreamed of being Maria in The Sound of Music.
Victoria Jackson
I always wanted to be on a sitcom.
Victoria Jackson
I cried when I heard Johnny Carson died.
Victoria Jackson
I got a gymnastics scholarship to college, fell in love with my true love of my whole life - who I'm married to now - and he was a virgin too. It was very romantic.
Victoria Jackson
I remember going to church about four times a week. I liked it a lot.
Victoria Jackson
I stayed a virgin until I was 23. I didn't do drugs or drink or smoke.
Victoria Jackson
I think abortion is murder.
Victoria Jackson
I think the reason they cast me as the good girls is because they couldn't find any in Hollywood.
Victoria Jackson
I thought it was a really good contrast to have a really sweet, sincere, church girl sitting next to the church lady who seemed kind of, you know, over the top.
Victoria Jackson
I was the only Christian on the cast, but that was cool because we all respected each others talent and mostly they respected me a lot even though I was the only Christian.
Victoria Jackson
I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything.
Victoria Jackson
I've had a lot of struggles and I would be in a lot of trouble, I think, if I wasn't a Christian.
Victoria Jackson
I've never been in the music industry, only acting.
Victoria Jackson
It doesn't make your life stop being fun to be a Christian.
Victoria Jackson
It was the best job I ever had. I just left because my whole team was leaving and the new guys were coming.
Victoria Jackson
Maybe entertainment is not supposed to be reality.
Victoria Jackson
Maybe I'll learn how, but the only thing I can do is turn down parts that would hurt my conscience.
Victoria Jackson
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