And the goal really is to make the audience laugh, to bring them some joy.
Todd Barry
Anyone who bombs is my friend.
Todd Barry
Buddha, much like everyone else has good and bad days.
Todd Barry
I am the the type to have a personal experience with a celebrity, but I'm too classy to bring that up.
Todd Barry
I basically did comedy there for about a year, and then moved to New York. If I had it to do over again, I would have booked myself on the road for at least a year.
Todd Barry
I did end up doing substitute teaching, but there's not a lot of teaching involved in that.
Todd Barry
I do not like sports, unless you consider treating all humankind with love and respect a sport.
Todd Barry
I don't feel I'm even worthy of a normal amount of value.
Todd Barry
I don't know any astronauts. There are a lot of people who say they want to be comedians.
Todd Barry
I don't really know much about pirates, or pirate culture. I'd be a contrarian pirate.
Todd Barry
I got access to a private tour of the zoo. I got to go in a cage with a koala, which I highly recommend.
Todd Barry
I guess there seems to be clubs opening up again, which is strange.
Todd Barry
I had some friends that tried it down there, and I went to a couple of open mics, and I just kind of got this... this sick urge to try it instead of just watching it.
Todd Barry
I had temping jobs also. I liked the flexibility. There was no asking for time off; you just didn't work.
Todd Barry
I like pens. My writing is so amazing there's never a need to erase.
Todd Barry
I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also.
Todd Barry
I love chicken. I would eat chicken fingers on Thanksgiving if it were socially acceptable.
Todd Barry
I loved Australia. I was very successful there.
Todd Barry
I mean, I guess I realized subconsciously that this is what I should be doing before I realized it, consciously. Verbally, I don't think I had committed to it, even though I was driving everywhere, every night, just trying to get on stage.
Todd Barry
I mean, I guess I started during the comedy boom, so it was literally like, on Sunday you could decide you wanted to be a comic, and on Monday, you could be on stage.
Todd Barry
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