Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell
He looks about as happy as a penguin in a microwave.
Sid Waddell
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Sid Waddell
He's as cool as a prized marrow!
Sid Waddell
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell
Look at the man go, its like trying to stop a water-buffalo with a pea-shooter.
Sid Waddell
That was like throwing three pickled onions into a thimble!
Sid Waddell
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell
The players are under so much duress, it's like duressic park out there!
Sid Waddell
There hasn't been this much excitement since the Romans fed the Christians to the Lions.
Sid Waddell
There's only one word for that - magic darts!
Sid Waddell
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Sid Waddell
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. Eric Bristow is only 27.
Sid Waddell
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