And then before going back for my sophomore year, I decided to change my major to arts and sciences, and my dad cut a deal with me: He said if I'd quit school he'd pay my rent for the next three years, as if I were in school.
Sarah Silverman
But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it's funny enough.
Sarah Silverman
By the time I would have graduated, at 22, I was a writer and featured performer on Saturday Night Live.
Sarah Silverman
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
Sarah Silverman
I enjoy the last quarter of all basketball games.
Sarah Silverman
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
Sarah Silverman
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
Sarah Silverman
I really think everything is fair game.
Sarah Silverman
I'm Jewish, but I'm totally not.
Sarah Silverman
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
Sarah Silverman
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
Sarah Silverman
That's not to say that I don't find anything offensive.
Sarah Silverman
The first time I did stand-up was the summer I was 17.
Sarah Silverman
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Sarah Silverman
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Sarah Silverman
You know, I think whatever a comic talks about onstage is all they talk about offstage.
Sarah Silverman
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