Folks, I've been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row.
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I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
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I guess they're tough jokes. But there's lots of things you either laugh or cry at. And you just can't cry.
Sam Kinison
It was like going to church, except Ozzy Osbourne was there.
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Jim Bakker. He's lost everything, he's ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her!
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