There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences.
P. J. O'Rourke
There's one more terrifying fact about old people: I'm going to be one soon.
P. J. O'Rourke
There's something about Marxism that brings out warts; the only kind of growth this economic system encourages.
P. J. O'Rourke
Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does it to somebody else. This is the idea behind foreign policy.
P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
P. J. O'Rourke
You can't get rid of poverty by giving people money.
P. J. O'Rourke
You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.
P. J. O'Rourke
You may be surprised to discover you're rich, especially if you're broke.
P. J. O'Rourke
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