But I'm real conscious about what I do. I don't care what the label is. I'm looking at the outcome of it.
Mike Epps
Cedric, man, it's like if I'm working with you, like I'm sitting here now talking to you, I want to get along with you. That's how I am. I feel like if I get along with you, the work will be splendid.
Mike Epps
Every now and then you get a nice Jewish kid who likes black people and they would come in, and it would be a stream of them, and have black friends and really feel the black struggle on the acting tip and it's a reason why all of us are not dying in the movie.
Mike Epps
Everybody that's living in this earth is living in a situation. It's not narrow-minded to the point where everybody is serious and nobody has a personality. I think people die telling jokes.
Mike Epps
Federal prison, if you get any of it, you're going to have to do 85% of it. And the reason why I called it that is because I had a friend who got sent to the federal joint and his whole... it wasn't about him being in jail. He cried about the 85%.
Mike Epps
Honestly, I feel like I am a leading man, and it's just going to take the right project, the female and the right studio. It's got to all gel together, you know what I mean?
Mike Epps
I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.
Mike Epps
I don't know nothing about no marriages or nothing. I ain't even never been to a wedding.
Mike Epps
I don't know why people think I'm this ad-lib dude.
Mike Epps
I learned that you don't have to be all over the place, that you can be subtle and you can say what you say. The words that you put together can be just as hilarious as falling all over the place or doing something.
Mike Epps
I left Indiana, and I ain't been back since. I've been doing comedy and paying my bills.
Mike Epps
I love Richard Pryor. I love him to death.
Mike Epps
I think in life, the sense of humor and comedy always exists.
Mike Epps
I watch old school film so that I can learn so much that I just sort of miss all the new stuff.
Mike Epps
I'm a survivor of life. I try to give the glory to God and appreciate what's happening to me.
Mike Epps
I'm gonna have to develop myself. I'm just going to do the best that I can do.
Mike Epps
I'm humble enough to wait and just chill. I'm having fun just working with these good people, man.
Mike Epps
I'm telling a Richard Pryor story through me.
Mike Epps
I've been with this young lady for about two years now, and my life changed. I don't even think that way no more. I feel good, too, that I'm changed. Now I feel regular. I feel like I'm supposed to.
Mike Epps
Just the fact that I'm in the game is great. I'm just blessed to be working. I got a plan, but I'm humble and I try to be humble.
Mike Epps
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