And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?
Mark McKinney
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Mark McKinney
I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.
Mark McKinney
It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.
Mark McKinney
Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.
Mark McKinney
Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.
Mark McKinney
The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.
Mark McKinney
Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.
Mark McKinney
Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!
Mark McKinney
What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!
Mark McKinney
You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.
Mark McKinney
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