The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Lucille Ball
Use a make-up table with everything close at hand and don't rush; otherwise you'll look like a patchwork quilt.
Lucille Ball
Women's Lib? Oh, I'm afraid it doesn't interest me one bit. I've been so liberated it hurts.
Lucille Ball
You see much more of your children once they leave home.
Lucille Ball
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