Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
Jimmy Durante
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
I hate music, especially when it's played.
Jimmy Durante
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
Jimmy Durante
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
Jimmy Durante
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
Jimmy Durante
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
Jimmy Durante
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
Jimmy Durante
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