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Jay Mohr Quotes

Fantasy football is not only a good thing, but a great thing.
Jay Mohr

I hate golf. I do not understand how anyone can enjoy it, much less love it.
Jay Mohr

I never minded George Steinbrenner spending obscene amounts of money to put the best product on the field.
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I think golf is a waste of time and a waste of a sunny afternoon. I also stink at it. I have never found anything, including divorce and a sexual harassment suit, more frustrating.
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I think I made a mistake once... yeah... it was only once.
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I wasn't the guy everyone liked. I was the guy that wouldn't shut up.
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I wonder why there is a designated hitter in baseball after all these years? As an experiment, it seemed like a swell enough idea, but you would think the novelty would have worn off by now and everyone would get back to playing baseball.
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If it doesn't know what to charge you for nosebleed seats, your team sucks.
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If it has to sell its mascot, your team sucks.
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Not everyone likes sports. Gandhi and Malcolm X come to mind.
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True Yankees are born, not made.
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Unfortunately, there are no mulligans when it comes to pro football contracts.
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When human beings stop progressing at an endeavor, they stop enjoying it and move on to something else. Not golfers. Masochists, all of them.
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Why are baseball managers the only coaches who dress up like the players?
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