Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Janeane Garofalo

I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
Janeane Garofalo

I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.
Janeane Garofalo

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.
Janeane Garofalo

I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
Janeane Garofalo

Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
Janeane Garofalo

Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
Janeane Garofalo

Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
Janeane Garofalo

The term 'celebrity' makes my skin crawl.
Janeane Garofalo

To me, there is no greater act of courage than being the one who kisses first.
Janeane Garofalo

When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
Janeane Garofalo

When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
Janeane Garofalo

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Biography

Type: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: September 28, 1964

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