Brains, integrity, and force may be all very well, but what you need today is Charm. Go ahead and work on your economic programs if you want to, I'll develop my radio personality.
Gracie Allen
Smartness runs in my family. When I went to school I was so smart my teacher was in my class for five years.
Gracie Allen
The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.
Gracie Allen
This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.
Gracie Allen
When I was born I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.
Gracie Allen
When my mother had to get dinner for 8 she'd just make enough for 16 and only serve half.
Gracie Allen
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