George S. Kaufman Quotes

At dramatic rehearsals, the only author that's better than an absent one is a dead one.
George S. Kaufman

Epitaph for a dead waiter - God finally caught his eye.
George S. Kaufman

I like terra firma; the more firma, the less terra.
George S. Kaufman

I understand your new play is full of single entendres.
George S. Kaufman

Office hours are from 12 to 1 with an hour off for lunch.
George S. Kaufman

Satire is what closes on Saturday night.
George S. Kaufman

The kind of doctor I want is one who when he's not examining me is home studying medicine.
George S. Kaufman

When I invite a woman to dinner, I expect her to look at my face. That's the price she has to pay.
George S. Kaufman

When I was born I owed twelve dollars.
George S. Kaufman

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Biography

Type: Dramatist
Nationality: American
Born: November 16, 1889
Died: June 2, 1961

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