A fanatic is one who sticks to his guns whether they're loaded or not.
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All women should know how to take care of children. Most of them will have a husband some day.
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An autobiography usually reveals nothing bad about its writer except his memory.
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Anybody who finds it easy to make money on the horses is probably in the dog food business.
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Anybody who thinks talk is cheap should get some legal advice.
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Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid.
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Children are unpredictable. You never know what inconsistency they're going to catch you in next.
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Experience enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Experience is that marvelous thing that enable you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
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Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a stranger.
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It's a strange world of language in which skating on thin ice can get you into hot water.
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It's the opinion of some that crops could be grown on the moon; which raises the fear that it may not be long before we're paying somebody not to.
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Love doesn't make the word go 'round. Love is what makes the ride worthwhile.
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Nothing makes it easier to resist temptation than a proper bringing-up, a sound set of values - and witnesses.
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Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
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One advantage of talking to yourself is that you know at least somebody's listening.
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One trouble with developing speed reading skills is that by the time you realize a book is boring you've already finished it.
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Originality is the art of concealing your source.
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Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job.
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Sex is a two-way treat.
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