A good farmer is nothing more nor less than a handy man with a sense of humus.
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A writer is like a bean plant - he has his little day, and then gets stringy.
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All we need is a meteorologist who has once been soaked to the skin without ill effect. No one can write knowingly of the weather who walks bent over on wet days.
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Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested and the frog dies of it.
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Be obscure clearly.
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Commas in The New Yorker fall with the precision of knives in a circus act, outlining the victim.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time.
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English usage is sometimes more than mere taste, judgment and education - sometimes it's sheer luck, like getting across the street.
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Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.
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Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.
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I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
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I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Amendment and thought it was the office cat.
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I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
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I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.
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I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent less time proving that he can outwit Nature and more time tasting her sweetness and respecting her seniority.
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It is easier for a man to be loyal to his club than to his planet; the bylaws are shorter, and he is personally acquainted with the other members.
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It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a good writer.
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Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men.
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Old age is a special problem for me because I've never been able to shed the mental image I have of myself - a lad of about 19.
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One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.
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