A. Whitney Brown Quotes

A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.
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I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.
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I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
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I'm not an athiest. How can you not believe in something that doesn't exist? That's way too convoluted for me.
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.
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That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.
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The past actually happened but history is only what someone wrote down.
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Biography

Type: Comedian
Nationality: American
Born: July 8, 1952

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